Thursday, July 3, 2008

Some Humor

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous.

"How was breakfast?"

"Unbelievable."

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“I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that’s to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn’t know if someone was stuttering.

‘Yes, hello I’d like some b-batteries.’

‘What kind?’

‘B-batteries.’

‘What kind?!?’

‘B-batteries!!!’

...and D-batteries, that’s hard for foreigners.

‘Yes, I would like de batteries.’” - Demetri

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